Nikki Glaser recently discussed Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce ’s ultra private wedding during her Caesars Palace Las Vegas residency, according to audio obtained by TMZ. The comedian hinted that she attended the event, spent roughly 12 hours without her phone, and nearly walked away with a piece of the wedding cake. Glaser joked that she could not legally confirm her attendance, then made the answer about as subtle as a stadium light. The self described mega Swiftie said the invitation stunned her and that guests were expected to keep the celebration completely confidential, with the phone free policy leaving her unreachable for half a day. What Was Nikki Glaser’s Wedding Souvenir Plan? Glaser called the celebration the “best night” of her life as a Swift fan, although she had no photos to back up her story. She also rattled off an impressive guest list that reportedly included Brad Pitt, Steven Spielberg, Julia Roberts, Jennifer Lopez, Mark Zuckerberg and Jelly Roll. The comedian said she spotted a Travis themed cake topper and considered slipping it into her purse as a keepsake. The punchline: Glaser joked that the topper was actually Tom Cruise, whose famously reported 5 foot 7 inch height made the gag even more ridiculous. Months later, the wedding’s secrecy is still producing fresh receipts for Swifties.